The one, the only, the Peter Venkman

egonspengler:

sailorswayze:

egonspengler:

Through the data I have managed to salvage I discovered that there was a very large chance that I could have been turned into a gerbil.

wat

Yes… a gerbil. In fact the probability that I would be turned into a woman was only 3.7%.

The other possibilities are… bad. 

Egie, the last time you told me something was bad, bad = half of New York getting blown up.

raymondstantz:

egonspengler:

raymondstantz:

egonspengler:

fishingwithafish:

Since you are rumoured to be a woman now, do you think you can get pregnant? And what about other womanly things? You might as well find out before you turn back into a dude.

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Raymond, come to my office. 

N-no.

I’m not asking you to impregnate me. I just want you to help me examine and take notes about this transformation.

…I don’t believe that.

But…

I’ll do it if Stantz doesn’t man up in the next five seconds.

(Source: fishingwithafishmoved)

And he punched me. D:

I think I should go cut in ;D

crowskyler asked: What's your definition of a perfect evening?

Good food, some nice wine, and a good screw.

Anonymous asked: Can we have a Ghostbusters orgy?

Depends… Are you talking about an orgy with a bunch of nice ladies in scantily clad uniforms?

 jawsyjaws replied to your post: You make me feel funky, but in a good way.

YES SIR! When, where, what do I bring, and will these other people be joining?

Why before the dorks get home of course. While I’m perfectly willing to make an exception to our “no one but clients and friends” rule, I don’t think the boys will see it the same as me.

jawsyjaws asked: You make me feel funky, but in a good way.

Oh? Well how about you come on over and we can investigate these funky feeling further ;D

Which leaves me home alone and bored. Ask me questions or something.

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